Ok you can have some stupid moments...but really this is to much

Quotes by George W Bush

I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them.

There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — [pauses] - shame on you. Fool me — I can't get fooled again.

There ought to be limits to freedom. <~~ Really and we made this guy our president...hmmmm.

I think we all agree, the past is over. He kinda makes my head hurt sometimes.

I don't know whether I'm going to win or not. I think I am. I do know I'm ready for the job. And, if not, that's just the way it goes.

I've coined new words, like 'misunderstanding' and 'Hispanically'

I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe- I believe what I believe is right. Yeah cuz that made sense. As my friend Nyx said "Well I believe what I believe is right and what you believe is wrong...unless that's what you believe." My response "Yeah cuz that made sense." To which she said "I'm just emulating our president the way that I've been taught...it makes sense to me." I'm weak.

That's why I cut the taxes on everybody. I didn't cut them. The Congress cut them. I asked them to cut them. Umm ok....

I hope you leave here and walk out and say, 'What did he say?' Really because that's what most people said when they heard any speech given by him.

I made it very plain: We will not have an all-volunteer army. [Crowd boos] Let me restate that. We will not have a draft. [Crowd Cheers]

I can only speak to myself. This has become apparent since you are the only one that understands the shit that come out of your mouth.

"As you can possibly see, I have an injury myself — not here at the hospital, but in combat with a cedar. I eventually won. The cedar gave me a little scratch. As a matter of fact, the Colonel asked if I needed first aid when she first saw me. I was able to avoid any major surgical operations here, but thanks for your compassion, Colonel."
After visiting with wounded (amputee) veterans from the Amputee Care Center of Brooke Army Medical Center, San Antonio, Texas, Jan. 1, 2006

There will be more to follow lol